Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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