allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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