Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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