Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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