I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
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I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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