You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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