The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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