There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I deserve this hangover.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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