i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
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