He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
