in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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