The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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