I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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