I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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