Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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