So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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