Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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