Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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