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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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