Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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