Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
How naked do you want me to be?
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