He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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