is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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