So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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