he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I stole a fireplace last night.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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