i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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