Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Randomize
