His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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