I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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