Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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