I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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