That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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