Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
there was a trapeze. enough said
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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