You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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