it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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