i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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