i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
