Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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