Pappa wants mamma naked
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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