Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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