I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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