Your tits are I can't wait for
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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