Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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