I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
