Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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