just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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