i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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