This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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