He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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