Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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