Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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