We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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