New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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