i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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