How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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