I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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