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(203): View more from Connecticut

i just stepped in cum. i hate you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Thats what happens when you don't swallow.

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(817): View more from Texas

I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(410): View more from Maryland

i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library

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(512): View more from Texas

They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?

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(559): View more from California

We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?

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All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.

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(317): View more from Indiana

My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need

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